Using your best Richard Attenborough voice: “Witness the wild Fat Bastard as he quietly stalks his prey, a pair of unsuspecting Kenda tubes. Finally Fatty pounces! And the Kendas are caught off guard. As Fatty tears into the Kenda’s flesh we are reminded of the grim realities of cycling in the wild.” Actually, @autumnkrepop had to leave a couple of extra tubes by the door since I flatted early in my ride and one of spares ripped at the valve. It was rainy, grimy and gross today but I still managed 65+ miles. #cycling #cyclingphotos #igerscycling #tampacycling #tampa #florida #fatbastard #nature #funny #wtf #fatty #humor
Bought a small roll of 3M Scotchlight reflective tape for like $3 on eBay. It’s the same material used on my aerotech bibs (right). I sewed a couple strips on the top and bottom of the center pocket for this jersey (left) and may do a couple more. In normal light, it’s just a silver strip but at night when things like headlights hit it, it gets pretty bright. I’m going into this winters riding season well prepared. #cycling #cyclingphotos #tampacycling #igerscycling #nightcycling #3M #scotchlight #visibility #sewing #diy #aerotechdesigns
-And I’m Emily.
We make “funny videos” on the Internet.
-But soon, we might not be able to.
…net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net Neutrality is the principle that says ISPs can’t discriminate between different types of traffic.
That means that…
…whether you’re a bedroom music producer, a couple on an amateur porn site, or just someone with a start up idea - you get access to the same users as Netflix, Facebook or Amazon. On the Internet, anyone can succeed.
…America’s ISPs wanna set up a pay-for-play system where rich companies pay extra to get to those users first.
If this happens…
…instead of a wonderful playground if innovation that it is now, the Internet will become like cable TV where you can only get stuff that’s been pre-approved by a bunch of old rich guys.
Ten years from now…
…your Internet bill could be a bigger “fustercluck” than your cable bill.
Now, you might be thinking…
…isn’t the government supposed to protect me from fragrant doucheholery like this?
…the former chairman of the FCC (government agency that’s SUPPOSED to protect you) is now the cable industry’s head lobbyist. And another former cable industry lobbyist is now the CURRENT head of the FCC.
…we can’t trust the FCC to make the right decision on their own. That’s why WE need to protect the Internet we love. The chaotic, AWESOME, often quite weird, place where literally everyone’s voice can be heard.
In a few months…
…the FCC will approve this festering soal of proposal unless we speak up. The Internet is one of the few places where human voices speak louder than money. So while that’s still the case, let’s use those voices. Go to DEARFCC.ORG and tell them to protect Net Neutrality. Thanks for doing your part to protect the Internet.
Contact FCC at https://dearfcc.org/
IF DEARFCC.ORG IS DOWN, simply go to good oldhttp://www.savetheinternet.com/
All GIFS are courtesy of our new friend, RANDY!
On the left: 2008 flexing my might. On the right: 2014 where I look more like I’m yelling at the neighborhood kids to keep the racket down. #cycling #cyclingphotos #tampacycling #tampa #florida #igerscycling #argyle #argylearmada #garmin #slipstreamsports #thenandnow #damnkids
Anecdotes by medical practitioners"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”
"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”
"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”
"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”
"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”
"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”
"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”
“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”
This is why the world is the way it is
I should add to this.
Positive drug screen on female that denies using crack. She explains with a dead look on her face that she must have gotten drugs in her system because she gives her boyfriend a lot of blow jobs and she swallows and HE is the one doing the drugs. Nope. Not her. Nope. It’s all that crack in the cum she swallows giving her a positive drug screen. Yup.
Me and Jess after a day she works and I don’t
Pretty fancy bib-shorts and jersey in red & brown. Made in Germany
RICHARD SACHS CYCLOCROSS TEAM EDITION BICYCLE
Photo by Carlos Alejandro
Claudio Caluori gives a first person view of the UCI Mountain Bike World Cup track in Fort William, Scotland. Amazing ride, made even more astonishing by the accompanying vocal commentary.
But I’ve become incredibly sickened by the hypocrisy, lack of intelligence, lack of reason and the resemblance to Facecrap that has been on Tumblr lately. I shall be taking an extended leave of absence to hole-up in my hermitage. Good day.
Robin Williams: a gentle and funny man who liked his bikes. Rest in peace, sir.
The ending of Monty Python’s Life Of Brian. Remember to subscribe. More HD videos will come!
Hang in there my friend.